Funny Thanksgiving Turkey “Is It Too Late to Identify as Tofu?” Crewneck Sweatshirt Unisex

Give your Thanksgiving outfit a side of sass with this laugh-out-loud shirt! Featuring a frazzled, wide-eyed turkey pleading for a plant-based identity, this design is a cheeky nod to the annual feast. Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, turkey sympathizers, or anyone who appreciates good humor served hot.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is comfy enough for the dinner table and the post-feast nap. Whether you’re hosting, carving, or just here for the pie, you’ll be the talk of the table — and maybe even the reason for a few grateful giggles.

Highlights:

• 🎨 Original cartoon artwork featuring a distressed turkey

•  Perfect conversation starter for Thanksgiving gatherings

• 🎁 Makes a fun gift for family, friends, and your favorite “tofu-curious” carnivores

 
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention and support.
- Twill neck tape stabilizes the back seam for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and durability.
- Made from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft texture and lasting quality.
- Regular fit with a medium-heavy fabric that feels substantial yet cozy.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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