Sleighing Noobs Since 270 AD” – Savage and Evil Gamer Santa/Nikolaus Christmas Sweatshirt
Sleighing Noobs Since 270 AD” – Savage and Evil Gamer Santa/Nikolaus Christmas Sweatshirt
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🎄 Unleash pure holiday chaos with this Savage Gamer Santa/Nikolaus Sweatshirt —
where ancient legend meets modern noob-slaying fury. Featuring a battle-ready Santa (Nikolaus) born in 270 AD, this design blends Christmas spirit with hardcore gamer energy.
Whether you’re cracking up your squad, rocking it at holiday parties, or leveling up your winter wardrobe, this sweatshirt delivers festive heat with full-send attitude. Soft, cozy, and built for long gaming sessions — just as Santa intended.
Perfect for:
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Gamers with a dark sense of humor
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Christmas gift-giving legends
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Streamers & esports fans
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Anyone who knows Santa’s K/D ratio is unholy
Details:
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Premium print with bold, high-detail artwork
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Soft, durable fabric for all-day wear
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Ideal for winter, gaming nights, and holiday mischief
Sleigh the holidays. Wreck the lobby. Look ridiculously good doing it.
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M |
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XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
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Length, in |
27.01 |
27.99 |
28.98 |
30.00 |
30.98 |
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Sleeve length, in |
25.79 |
25.98 |
26.18 |
26.38 |
26.57 |
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention and support.
- Twill neck tape stabilizes the back seam for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and durability.
- Made from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester for a soft texture and lasting quality.
- Regular fit with a medium-heavy fabric that feels substantial yet cozy.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Refund & Return Policy
Thank you for shopping with us! Please read our return and exchange policy carefully before placing your order.
Returns & Exchanges
We only accept returns or exchanges for faulty or defective items. Each product is made to order, so we do not accept returns for reasons such as sizing issues, buyer's remorse, or change of mind.
Faulty or Damaged Items
If your item arrives damaged or defective:
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Please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
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Include clear photos of the item and describe the issue.
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Once confirmed, we will send a replacement at no additional cost.
Return Shipping
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If a return is necessary, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.
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We recommend using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance, as we cannot guarantee receipt of your returned item.
Non-Returnable Items
As all items are made to order, non-faulty items cannot be returned or exchanged.
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Product: Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt
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8.4-ounce,
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80% ring spun cotton / 20 polyester
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Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric
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1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band
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Dropped shoulder
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Double-needle topstitching throughout
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Tubular body
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Classic fit
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Tearaway label
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Size |
Body length |
Sleeve length |
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S |
28" |
34" |
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M |
29" |
35" |
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L |
30" |
36" |
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XL |
31" |
37" |
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2XL |
32" |
38" |
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3XL |
33" |
39" |
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4XL |
34" |
40"
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Shipping & Returns
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